Everyone knows that dogs are man’s best friend, but Baron the German Shepherd goes above and beyond for his owners. He helps with housework, doubles up as a gym buddy, and even puts the kids to bed.
It’s littlest human Zander’s bedtime, so first they say prayers together.
“I wish for bones, and treats, and the postman, and a really long walk with fox poo to roll in…;”
Zander chooses a story to read.
Baron’s just being polite — he’s read this one before.
Baron carefully tucks Zander in.
“Don’t get cold, bald two-legged thing.”
GOODNIGHT KISSES FOR YOU, TINY HUMAN.
*lick* *lick* *lick*
One last check before turning off the lights.
“Now you must lie in the darkness for many hours, because the big two-legged things say so.”
Baron’s also pretty handy around the house. Here he is helping to load the dishwasher.
Judging from the tail-wagging, he’s having the time of his life.
And he makes a great personal trainer.
“You’re looking pretty ruff today, Mom.”
Had a hard day? Baron’s on hand with refreshments.
“Is he a Retriever?” “No, just well-trained.”
He’s even mastered the laundry.
“Allow me to put your removable fur in this machine, humans.”
Baron puts us to shame. We’re just living life like: